Motherqueer

The nastiest, filthiest, most limp-wristed fag...ever.

Gary "Isn't that dog cute?"
Roger "WHAT?"
Gary "That dog. It's cute."
Roger "...motherqueer."

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leather hole

1. An old ladies anus.
2. An overabused poop-shoot.

I've fucked her ass so much it looks like wet leather.

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kezboard

A Kezboard is a Keyboard with a different layout than the typer is used to. Many European countries (e.g. Germany, Austria, Switzerland) have the QWERTZ-layout while in other parts of the world (predominantly the english-speaking parts) the QWERTY-layout is popular. Hence, if you type the word "Keyboard" on the respective other layout, it comes out as "Kezboard".

"I can't reallz tzpe right now, i'm on a Kezboard!" or "Mit diesem Kezboard kann kein Mensch tippen!"

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flector

1. The area between the balls and stinkhole where doctors rudely put there finger to check for hernia's.
2. The area where most researchers believe the most swass is generated.
3. See taint

Dude, I caught J-Bo looking at his flector with his Mom's vanity mirror

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