DuPont

Satan's proxy here on earth, passing as a Catholic high school religion teacher. When given any challenge to the Catholic faith, they will damn you to hell for all eternity.

"Hey, are you okay?"
"No, DuPont told me I was going to hell today."

"Are you gonna study for the test?"
"Nah! DuPont said I can bullshit with the best of 'em."