Fuck stand

The woman lies on your back with her legs raised and folded over so she ankles are on either side of her head, while the man squats and dips their penis or toy in and out of her vagina.

Yeah we watched Love Island and I totally gave her the ‘fuck stand’ special.

Fuck Stand

An advanced sexual yoga position where the female is inverted while being penetrated from above. Considered an advanced technique due to the pressure on the female’s back and neck. Also known as the ‘butter churner’

‘My neck is sore cos I had a fuck stand with the neighbour and now I can nearly look sideways’