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Peanut butter high

The high that you get form melting peanut butter and injecting it into a blood vessel with a hypodermic needle.
But if you are allergic to peanut butter it will kill you as dead as a dopor nail.

John has a peanut butter high.

by Deep Blue 2012 February 1, 2010

7πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Farmer and the Indians

The farmer and the Indians is a joke.
There was this farmer who was checking on his cows and he came across this Indian with one feather on his head. And the farmer asked him whats that feather for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw.
The farmer went on a little ways and saw another Indian with two feathers on his head and he asked him what are those feathers for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw.
Then the farmer went on a little more and sees a Indian with feathers all over his head and the farmer asked him what are all those feathers for? And he said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw me fuck tree me fuck rock me fuck everything. And the farmer said oh my dear! The Indian said me no fuck deer deer run too fast.

Did you hear the one about the farmer and the Indians?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 22, 2009

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Rapette fever

Where a guy thinks that women who have been raped are hot and wants to fuck as many as he can.

John's got rapette fever.

by Deep Blue 2012 April 9, 2010

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Esctasy

A drug that makes everything seem great. It is used at raves and by neohippies,goths and gothic hippies. It is a great drug especially if you can't find any joy in life any other way.

Got any more esctasy?

by Deep Blue 2012 March 28, 2010

14πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.

Have you read the Jesus family tomb?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 8, 2010


Somebody must of seen a naked woman

what some people say when they hear a cop car going to a call with it's sirin blowing because they don't like cops and the are in the porn scene movement and/or underaged sex movement ect. because they know the truth about drug laws and antilove laws ect.

There goes the fuzz somebody must of seen a naked woman.

by Deep Blue 2012 June 10, 2010

8πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Pussy rainbow party

Where the women that go to it have dyed there pussy hair different colors like green,blue,purple ect. and get naked and sometimes put glitter on there bodies and take ecstasy ect. and have sex with all the guys there aqnd sometimes with each other.

Lets have a pussy rainbow party.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 15, 2010

18πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž