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Dickless

A character in a joke.
They called him dickless because he didn't have a dick.
One time he heard that this woman after her husband left for work would go get a pickle and put it in a knothole in the floor and fuck with it.
So he paints his dick green and climbs under the house and sticks his dick up through that knothole in the floor. The woman thinks his dick is a pickle and starts fucking with it. He was having a good time till her husband comes back from work early and pulls into the driveway.
She tries to get it out of the knothole but can't do it.
So she kicks the pickle under the bed.

Did you hear the one about dickless.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

19πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Naked march

where a large group of people march down a city street naked in prostest of something usually for sexual freedom.

are you going on that naked march?

by Deep Blue 2012 October 24, 2009

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Bow up

To have diarrhea and belly cramps that make you want to bend over while sitting on the toilet or in other words bow up.

Sorry I'm late I had to bow up.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 15, 2010

5πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Fingers in ass hug

where a man and woman are kissing or fucking and the man grabs her ass and pulls it toward him as he does this his fingers go in her ass.
Thought by some to be hot.

John gave Kathy the fingers in ass hug.

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Being your own ecosystem

A term that members of the neohippie movement call not taking a bath for a long time. Some of them think it's more natural. But a lot of them just do it to piss people off.

John believes in being your own ecosystem.

by Deep Blue 2012 March 23, 2010

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


False.I.D.ology

The science that studies all aspects of false I.D.s and how to make them. I.D.s have been made more complex in an effort to make them harder to copy but this has only lead to the formation of the science of False.I.D.ology. Those who make false I.D.s say that it takes money but once a business in it is established it brings in a lot of money.
It is a branch on crimeology.

John is studying false.I.D.ology.

by Deep Blue 2012 February 8, 2010

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


stab in the anus

anything that is extremly painful.

My divorce was a stab in the anus.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 15, 2009

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž