Naked chasing

A sport in which men and women go to a secluded place like a forest ect. and get naked and the men then chase the women and if they can catch them they can fuck them.

Poor John can never catch a woman when they go naked chasing.

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Hitire

Pronounced Hi-tie-re. Also hitira pronounced Hi-tie-ra. comes from the word Hetaira which is Greek for companion. Is a type of proposed sex slave based on the Hetaira of ancient Greece. Even they would be sex slaves they would have many rights and would be highly trained.
They would study the right way to perform flatio practicing on dildos and how to have orgasms. And have the right to there own personal,romantic and sexual relationships.

Kathy is a Hitire.

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All cock and balls.

A guy that is as tough as nails and an't afraid of nothin' and is very attractive to women and gets all the pussy he wants and then some.And women fight over him.

Man1:I wish I was like John.He gets all the pussy he wants and an't afraid of nothin'
Man2:Yeah he's all cock and balls.

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stained glass ass

A fundalmentalist that tries to force there belief on other people.

No matter what that stained glass ass says I know that the bible is better not taken literally.

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3D porn

Porn that is filmed in 3D and viewed with a pair of glasses with one lense red and the other blue that makes it look like you are seeing it in 3D and the actors are really right in front of you fucking ect.

You want a see some 3D porn?

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human junkyard mechanic

A person who works at a nursing home where families dump there old people and go off and leave then like so much junk.

John's dad is a Human junkyard mechanic.

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shit belly

A degogative name for the police.

Slow down a shit belly has got a speed trap up ahead.

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