sex slave

Some one who is owned by another person for the purposes of sex.

John's got kathy as a sex slave.

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What does a pussy look like?

A question asked to nerds,noobs,stright edges,promise keepers ect. Not because they need to know the answer but to see if THEY know.

Hey man what does a pussy look like?
I...uaaa...
See I told you he didn't even know what a pussy looks like.
Next time say it looks like a piece of meat.

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Dappled

Where a woman's body is covered with freckles and it makes her sexy.

I love Kathy's dappled body.

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The part where your an idiot.

The answer to the question, "what part of no don't you understand?".

Woman: what part of no don't you understand?
Man: The part where your an idiot.

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I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living

What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.

I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.

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Naked lap dance

Where either the giver or receiver of a lap dance or both are naked.It is muck better than a regular lap dance and can lead to lap sex.

John is getting a naked lap dance.

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prune ass gripe

An old person that is always griping about you.

What is his problem? the prune ass gripe always has something bad to say about me.

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