Lap dance option dad

A father that offers his daughter the option of a lap dance.

Father: What you did was wrong and I'm going to have to spank you unless you give daddy a lap dance.
And that is an example of a lap dance option dad.

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Gothic hippie

A person who is in the Goth scene and the neohippie movement at the same time.

Kathy is a Gothic hippie.

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Face flooding

Where a group of guys hold down another guy while another pisses in his face.

John got a face flooding last night.

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Crimeology

The study of crime itself and more particulary how to commit one and get away with it.
The science was founded by a group of antiestablishment acdemics. They believe that law controls too much of our lives and that most crime is such victimless crime as prostitution,underaged sex,underager drinking,public sex ect. and that most criminals are really victims of society.
The main principles of crimeology are that one needs to plan a crime backwards so one won't get too emotionaly involved in it and back out.
Know everything there is to know about police science and technology and behavor. In other words to know your enemy better that they know them selves and also to study all one needs to know about forensic science.
Study the sciences of antipolice science and antipolice technology and antiforensic science for what one needs to know. All three are branches of crimeology.
Go through an "ology" list to know all about the future crime scene.For example the sociology and chemistry of drugs ect.

John is studying crimeology.

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Rat nawed ass

Where a persons genitals have been through so much and fucked by so many kinds of people that you don't want to fuck it.

I don't want a fuck your grandma's rat nawed ass.

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Sexual dark ages

A time in history when christianity said that all sex was dirty. This term is still important because the world is still influenced by it. with antilove laws and with churches saying that the only right sex is married sex ect.

We are still living in the sexual dark ages.

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Cop cursing

A service that is offered by some who pratice black magic,some forms of paganism,satanism ect.

for police brutality ect.

If you had a bad time with a cop go to John he does cop cursing.

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