Faraday Shitter

A toilet, washroom or other confined room where the goddamn Wi-Fi and phone service doesn't work so you're stuck on the potty with your own thoughts. Because of course it fucking doesn't work.

"I tried texting you earlier, but I get no signal in the bathroom! Fucking Faraday Shitter!"

School

A frickin waste of your time. You go there to do useless crap that ends up being forgotten every 5 seconds and they expect you to remember it all during a test, which is the most annoying shit ever.

"School is trash boi"

50 cal

If a cigar was a bullet, this is it. It rips heads off and, wait, why are you reading? I prefer the 12.7x108mm anyway, it’s bigger.

"Dat boi got 50 cal to da head"