Period Baby

The Period Baby is similar to a Food Baby, and occurs once a month when a woman has her period and bloats to a level where it appears she is pregnant. Note: this phenomenom is usually only observable in slender women (like a snake that just ate a rat). The more heavy set women can absorb the period baby without an observable bump (like an elephant that eats a peanut).

Lindsey: "I can't go out tonight in that half-shirt."

Paris: "Why?

Lindsey: "Look at my Period Baby!!!!"

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Butt-talking

The usually awkward conversation that ensues after butt-dialing.

Lindsay: Hello?
Miley: Hey, you just butt-dialed me!
Lindsay: Oh, sorry. So.....what's up?
Miley: Oh, nothing. Umm....what's up with you?
Lindasy: Nothing.....are we just butt-talking now?

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Mili-tourette

A condition that is similar to Tourette's, but arises from begin in the military and causes one to curse at the most inopportune times.

Wow, Joe has a bad case of Mili-tourette's....he must have dropped ten f-bombs when he was toasting the groom!!!

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