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Come home a little earlier than normal one day. Before you open the door, start whacking off. Just before you nut, ring the doorbell and cover the peephole. When your girl opens the door to see who it is, bust a load right in her face and proudly announce "Honey, I'm home!".
Im giving Lisa the Sticky Ricky for Valentines Day
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When you jiz in an ice cube tray than later when your woman asks for a drink you use those ice cubes to cool off he drink.
Celeste was thirsty so I gave her ass a saskatchewan snowstorm
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A lame girl who thinks she is kewl but she really isn't
Person 1: you see that girl over there
Person 2: yea that's marissue she really lame
When you put a beer in your glove, so as to not be seen drinking a delicious beverage by Ski Patrol
No, sir, Im not drinking a beer, I'm just smelling the glove
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