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When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.
Ryan Howard hasn't been a legitimate player since Osama bin Laden was still alive.
Where drunk and misguided baseball fans go to jump off the upper deck, usually resulting in death.
When I went to Turner Field, some drunk guy fell from the upper deck. Ironically, he was trying to boo A-rod.
Noun - College
The art of going to lecture on time solely to sign the attendance sheet, then promptly leaving and not returning.
Joe pulled off a sign and drive the other day. He wanted the attendance grade, but he also wanted to go back to his room and beat is meat. It was truly a win-win.
Created when one puts a popsicle stick in an open beer can and freezes it, then removes the can when the beer is frozen solid. Enjoy.
Barack: Yo I'm having a party soon, what refreshments should I have there?
Joe: DUUDE I'll make some beersicles and we can lick em away until we're piss drunk.