Canadian Seabreeze

A 50/50 mixture of real maple syrup (no fake stuff) and Icy Hot injected into the butthole.

“Hey Steve! Wanna go catch that new Morgan Freeman movie?”
“Sorry guys, me and Tina are having a romantic evening in over merlot and Canadian Seabreezes.”

Venezuelan Coffee Pot

An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.

“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”