Nick

Fat sweaty dumb fuck who stinks up an entire room in seconds. Tries to come up with catch phrases to make you think he’s worth $80,000 a year. Replaceable by items such as: two rocks, a traffic cone and a bag of meat.

I used toilet paper to wipe the nick out of my ass.

spanking my monkey

When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey

Man I was on her insta and I just whipped it out and started spanking my monkey

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