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A sensation of hearing sounds oddly reminiscent of human defecation, sometimes as though coming from the sky, only occurring during viewings of any of the movies in the last Star Wars Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX). Usually reaches maximal intensity when watching Episodes 8 and 9. Pronunciation not to be confused with California, the Golden State.
Chuckford: "I keep thinking someone is in the bathroom making a right mess whenever I hit play on The Last Jedi. How odd..."
Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."
Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."
A person, often a viewer of the interactive streaming website Twitch.tv, who repeatedly posts the same string of text in the community text box, an act referred to as 'spamming chat'. Oftentimes, content of the text string will contain only a single word such as pogchamp or jogger, hence the derivation.
Chuckford: "I watched an ASMR stream last night on Twitch."
Rastafarian Billy: "You didn't go all pogstar did you?"
Chuckford: "Well, I did just repeatedly type POGCHAMP and JOGGER in the chat for 8 hours straight... so yes, I did. Maybe I need to reevaluate my life choices."
A fictitious position on a sports team, invoked as a way to playfully mock others who are ignorant of whichever sport you happen to be discussing, with the target of this jest usually attempting to hide this fact. Name reminiscent of the "shortstop" position in baseball, which is a position that laymen to the sport have heard in general conversation, but likewise often times cannot visualize or describe.
Chuckford: "He was acting like a real know-it-all about the game, but a lot of what he was saying didn't seem to make sense."
Rastafarian Billy: "Did you ask him if he thought the guy playing sportstop was pushing it too wide?"
Chuckford: "Yes... and he agreed."
Someone, usually a person who no one likes in the least and most often a menace to existence, who gets sexual stimulation and/or jizzes their britches whenever they cheat or defraud others. The volume of ejaculate is directly proportionate to the degree of suffering of the intended victim.
Chuckford: "That phone scammer sure did groan and grunt alot when he thought I was going to give him my bank info."
Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."
Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."
Noun; strong interjective, usually referencing child protective services in the state of Georgia, which is under the Department of Family and Children Services. (DFACS). Often invoked in conversation during heated moments or as a sign of great disdain in which a parent has demonstrated ineptitude in regards to be a basic provider for their children.
Chuckford: "I can't believe my mom sent me to school as a kid wearing those potato sacks on my feet."
Rastafarian Billy: "Yeah, that is some straight up deefacks shit right there. Can't believe she got away with that."
Chuckford: "Yeah, I mean I knew Berkenstocks were popular, but that shit was child abuse."
A surprisingly eccentric fellow, not necessarily in a negative way, who can randomly interject grandiosity to into actions and gestures that seem fairly disproportionate to his overall general appearance.
Chuckford: "Here comes that guy who looks like Johnny Depp from 21 Jump Street."
Rastafarian Billy: "Did he just stop in the middle of the hall and do the Moonwalk?"
Chuckford: "He's a cool dude, but damn, what a Wacky Wayne, man."