DP

1. Acronym for Display Picture (profile picture) on a social networking website (Facebook, Instagram)
2. Acronym for double penetration. This is when a woman gets two dicks in two different holes in her body.

1. Man, did you see Samantha's new Instagram DP? It's so hot!
2. I asked Megan if I could fuck her, but she said only if I invited a fuck-buddy to do DP.

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DP

1. Acronym for Display Picture (profile picture) on a social networking website (Facebook, Instagram)
2. Acronym for double penetration. This is when a woman gets two dicks in two different holes in her body.

1. Man, did you see Samantha's new Instagram DP? It's so hot!
2. I asked Megan if I could fuck her, but she said only if I invited a fuck-buddy to do DP.

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iwlyf

I will love you forever

A guy texts his girlfriend:
Iwlyf bae ;)

Piss off

There can be 4 meanings to the term piss off.
1. Yeah, totally. (Sarcasm)
2. Screw off, get lost.
3. To make someone mad/angry
4. A person whose job is to make people angry, a job done for pleasure.

1. "Yo, bro, I asked Megan out today. She said yes!"
"Piss off, you bitch"
2. "Who are you?"
"I'm James! You invited me to the jam!"
"Go piss off, I didn't invite you for shit."
3. "Hey, you shithead. You really pissed me off yesterday. It's time to pay."
4. "Greg, why are you being such a fucking piss off?"

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