Ivan

Ivan is not what he seems. He will turn on you in an instant, for he only accepts what benefits himself. Many will approve of Ivan, but when you peel off his artificial personality you will see what really has been bestowed upon you. The average Ivan is male and gets what he wants through brute force. An Ivan may also use you. Ivan will use your natural sympathy against you. Because once you have been in trapped with his ability to make you feel bad for him, you will suddenly lose everything you had. The average Ivan has a good haircut and an oversized under chin. He will make it seem as though he is a piece of shit and when he gets you to acknowledge that you will never want to lose him.

“Woooooooow, this kid just told me that he has no friends and that he wants me to be his friend. Must be an Ivan.”

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fairwin

A Fairwin is someone who is sometimes a good friend, and sometimes not. Fairwin is very talented at the fundamentals of most hobbies. Fairwin is mostly a male and takes all relationships extremely seriously. Fairwin is constantly striving for excellence and boasts about all achievement. A Fairwin won’t be able to pleasure all women though. The fact that Fairwin takes relationships too seriously and litteral, Fairwin’s mate could either get annoyed with Fairwin or just becomes incapable of tolerating it. A Fairwin usually classifies as an over seas person, rarely ever being American. The majority of Fairwins don’t impress a mate with the size of their penis, rather with executing all of the little things Fairwin’s mate finds arousing. On average a Fairwin doesn’t have a big pennis, but Fairwin usually makes up for it with their tenacious attitude and loyalty for love

“Oh wow this guy takes relationships very seriously , name must be Fairwin.”