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Similar to Netflix and Chill but for Amazon.
Him: "Netflix and Chill?"
Her: "Nah, Amazon and Relax"
Him: "Huh? Ohhh!"
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No one would actually say this in real life.
Person: "You when your cousin's birthday is coming up?"
Other person: "IARDEFKOC"
Person: "Huh?"
Other Person: "(I actually really don't even fucking know or care)"
Person: "Wow that's alot..."
High mfs always be saying shit like this.
Cashier: "Hi, what can I get for you?"
You: "Yeah can I get a uhhhhhhhhhh!!"
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How you handle someone who's done a great service to all of mankind.
Mom: Tells dad to check on you
Dad: Walks in mid fap
Me: Please dad don't tell mom
Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine
Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...
To accomplish a task in a sleek manner.
Guy: *slips number into girls back pocket*
Also Guy: cha cha real smooth
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When your extremely unhorny and have been for a long time.
"Keep your eye on John he's hasn't been talking with anyone for months now, I knew he was down good."
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