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Brinkley

A male who has no game or style whatsoever. Usually rejected by the opposite sex and remains in the 'friend-zone'. His balls are yet to drop, so he maintains a very high pitched voice.
An overall wasteman who sticks close to his other faggot friends by playing non-contact sports, in fear of getting owned. This is also because he runs and walks like a crippled old man.
He would get jumped everyday of his life if it werent for the fact he has no social life.

Why's that guy walking like that?
Ahhh, he's a brinkely, let's jump that bitch

Oi bruv, shut that girl up!
That ain't no girl, that's a brinkley.

by DefiningThisShit January 6, 2010

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