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All he wants to do is tickle you with his big... hairy... man fingers. If you ever are alone with him, RUN THE FUCK AWAY
I heard tickley steve isn't allowed near most elementary schools anymore because he seems "too" enthusiastic about helping the kids...
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Basically she takes a screwdriver and sticks it in your $&@/ and continues to %#$& all over the carpet. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
News tonight at 11, but first:
Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.
John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...
The ability to seek out dat ass and get somebody right in the sphincter. This person is called a sphincterizer
Zac: Swiggity swooty I'm gonna cum in that booty
John: Dude you could easily do it with that sphincter vision you got there.
Zac: I know. I used it on your mom last night!
John: ...My mom was raped to death you jackass
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When your pissed off at your boyfriend so you write about him on Urban Dictionary as a way of expressing your anger.
Similar to an indirect compliment except it's out of hate
An example of an indirect insult would be:
Mike
A guy with a small penis and is a total asshole and wah wah wah complaining because I have no other way to say he is a bad person without really doing anything.
This is literally the same as writing angry letters and not sending them, except this way you feel like you have a better chance of getting people to agree with you.
Urban Dictionary was not made to be a place where you could bitch about your problems to others who don't really give a shit. If you think this is a good way to let out your anger then you are a dipshit.
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When some jackass is too afraid to say how they feel about somebody,so they use urban dictionary to do it without anyone knowing they said it.
An example of an indirect compliment would be:
Steve
The sweetest guy you will ever meet who is full of love and blah blah blah lots of random biased feelings about their imaginary boyfriend.
Seriously, if you right something like this on urban dictionary, then you are sad and pathetic.
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When you sniggity snag a snewgitty snitch with your swiggity penis
Holy shit!!! Tim just got snigdibbley all over my ass!!! I am totally gonna sue him for sexual harassment!!!