Alabama Jumpstart

When you hook a battery to a cow heart with jumper cables and then have sex with it.

Scott said he tried an Alabama Jumpstart the other day after ole Bessie passed.

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Scott

Ginger fucking midget cunt, no one loves him (except emmet) hes short asf and no one wants to be around him, hes also annoying asf, hes also a chinky BASTARD

Girl 1: Do you know Scott

Girl 2: Yes why?

Girl 1: Do you like him?

Girl 2: nah hes a ginger cunt

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