Liam

Don’t let your girl near him, she’ll never be the same again. He’ll put your banal, meaningless beta existence into sharp contrast with his alpha dominant charming demeanour. Liam is synonymous with greatness; statuesque in physique, exquisite taste in literature, art, dominant in all aspects of competition, a Liam will make you yearn for the safety of the womb once again.

Oh shit, there’s a Liam here, let’s try our luck at another bar.