Chipotle

A Hispanic food restaurant whose slogan should be:

"The most delicious laxative!"

Bobby: "Aw man, I've been having constipation for the past few weeks..."
Joe: "Here, have some Chipotle!"
Bobby: "How would that help?"
Joe: "It's the 'Most Delicious Laxative (tm)!"

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Urban Dictionary

A website with definitions so that every single word is a sexual euphemism or a racial slang term.

Bobby: "Yo, these Urban Dictionary definitions are hilarious!"
Joe: "WTF man? Hilarious means when you and twenty men tell jokes to each other naked and also is offensive to people of mixed Martian and Canadian descent!"

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