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braincrack

The crack between the 2 hemispheres of a brain, where brainfarts are typically released.

Brainfarter: "I'm gonna have my braincrack surgically sealed shut soon. Hopefully that will prevent me from making random mistakes.". After he got the surgery, his brain slowly filled with brain gas, to the point it ripped open, causing severe brain damage. It turns out his decision to get brain fart prevention surgery was a brainfart itself.

by Definitively Cool October 23, 2023


quest chin

It's like a normal question, except it automatically makes your chin point in the direction that you need to go to find the answer & gravitate towards it against your will, until you have found the answer. In some cases, other people might force it to happen so they can take advantage of it.

I have a quest chin.
What is it?
Do chairs ex-oh no, my chin is taking me away! Someone help! Please!

by Definitively Cool December 23, 2023


Rederstand

Lose understanding of something.

I understand how sausages are made, & I really want to rederstand it.

by Definitively Cool October 22, 2023


just a bagel

When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.

I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.

by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024


bagx

Not quite a bag, but not quite a box either. Somewhere in-between.

I got a bagx of cookies at the store.

by Definitively Cool October 19, 2023


lined

When a number is "raised" to the power of 1.

Five lined equals five.

by Definitively Cool January 16, 2024


ressert

Can mean either bonus dessert, or the problem with eating pressert without also eating dessert where you get resserted by the savory food & end up have to go to bed still sserty.

I got dessert at the restaurant but there was also still some leftover cake, so I got to have ressert.

The dessert looked so good that I couldn't wait until after dinner to eat it, so I ate it as pressert. But then because of that I got resserted by the dinner & ended up having to go to bed still sserty.

by Definitively Cool August 16, 2024