pinocchio fever

The act of walking around all day with a massive erection that just won't stop growing

Andrew had Pinocchio fever today in gym class.

reverse buddhist monk

The act of covering yourself in an orange bed cloth, followed by shaving of your head and chanting from an ancient ritual text, while performing sexual act such as the crouching flamingo hidden dong in reverse.

Honey, i'm so excited to try the reverse buddhist monk soon as the kids leave for school

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