Elf Job

When A woman/man's partner LOVE'S Christmas so much they dress up as a christmas elf and preform oral sex while pretending to be from the north pole.

Last night I was so excited for the holidays I put on my elf hat, suspenders, green tights and my shoes with the bells and gave my husband an Elf job under the mistletoe! H

Train

A train is when you have sexual intercourse with a partner from behind and proceed to grab their behind and shout Choo-Choo

Oh man, last night I had sex with with this woman who had a caboose like a mack truck! I got so excited I couldnt help but yell choo-choo like a Train, while I did her doggie style!

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