teenyccino

A standard mug of steamed, frothed soy (or other non-dairy) milk.

Like a babyccino but for teenagers.

Mum (ordering at coffee shop): I’ll have a teenyccino and a latte.

Server: A what?

Mum: oh sorry, a cup of steamed frothy soy milk

Server: like a babyccino

Mum: but bigger, and soy

Server: got it - teenyccino - I like it.

Book Stop

The public transport stop, after your required stop, that you unintentionally arrive at because you were engrossed in a book, or other introspective distraction (ie Facebook, Novel, Computer game, song, sleep.)

Glad my 'book stop' was only an extra 100 metres down the road, with the added bonus that I get to pass the coffee shop, otherwise getting distracted on the bus would have been a major problem.

Panethesis

A long, drawn out paper defining and re-defining the abjective uselessness of grammatical symbols commonly known as punctuation. Such a thesis should not be attempted lightly, or indeed at all if you have no more academic knowledge than a common mollusk. Any such being who would dare to write a Panethesis does so at their own risk.

1. Incorrect Panethesis :P

2. I struggled to write my Panethesis before I realised the futility of such an action.

3. Whose Panethesis was left in the bathroom, I wouldn't dare wipe my booty with that.