chilloose

A mixture between the terms "chill" and "loose".

Dude, just be chilloose! Being agro won't help ANYTHING!

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gawkweird

To be both gawky and weird simultaneously.

DeDe: “Oh my gosh, when Denise’s teen brother tripped as he walked over and to try and ask me out, it had to be the most gawkweird situation ever…!”

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Thrillionaire

Someone who has millions of dollars, but, due to boredom and a need for thrills, must do daredevil-type stunts.

"I think the chances are that he's no longer with us," Thrillionaire #1 Richard Branson said of his friend, Thrillionaire #2 Steve Fossett. "I think everybody involved has pretty well given up hope, sadly."

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Testostrophobia

Extreme or irrational fear of men/males.

Betsy couldn't go into the weight room at the gym because of her extreme testostrophobia.

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catnipotent

The feeling of being almighty, all powerful, and supreme that invades a cat's brain after he/she has been rolling around on the floor with a cat nip toy.

The skinny grey cat, Jackson, must have been feeling catnipotent as he left the cat nip toy behind and lunged at the much larger cat, Moe.

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Splintercourse

The act of having intercourse on an unfinished wooden surface.

Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?

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punch and hunch

When someone is SO annoying, you want to punch them in the stomach hard, so they double over into a hunched position.

“That guy over there is a total punch and hunch.”

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