La La Logic

The nonsensical reasoning of someone who appears to be in La La Land.

Did you hear what Susie said during the meeting? She thinks taking away the coffee in the break room will increase productivity. That is some La La Logic…

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moditerranean

Any design element that has both a Modern and Mediterranean aesthetic.

“This sleek, modern building has the tile work, archways, and centralized courtyard of a Mediterranean structure, making it a Moditerranean design.”

catnipotent

The feeling of being almighty, all powerful, and supreme that invades a cat's brain after he/she has been rolling around on the floor with a cat nip toy.

The skinny grey cat, Jackson, must have been feeling catnipotent as he left the cat nip toy behind and lunged at the much larger cat, Moe.

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Splintercourse

The act of having intercourse on an unfinished wooden surface.

Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?

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Baba Bookey

The name which should have been used for the autobiographical book, They Call Me Baba Booey, written by Howard Stern Show producer Gary Dell'Abate, (AKA Baba Booey), published in 2010.

Gary! Gary! Sign my Baba Bookey! We love you on the show!

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punch and hunch

When someone is SO annoying, you want to punch them in the stomach hard, so they double over into a hunched position.

“That guy over there is a total punch and hunch.”

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chilloose

A mixture between the terms "chill" and "loose".

Dude, just be chilloose! Being agro won't help ANYTHING!

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