Spot Tease

A parking spot that appears to be open, but is actually taken by a small car or motorcycle. Also can refer to a car that takes up 90% of its own spot and 10% of the one next to it, leaving no room for another car to park.

Alright! Parking spot just two away from the mall! Wait...damn Smart Car's parked there! Stupid Spot Tease!!!

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steamed hams

Hamburgers. An Albany, New York expression, its not to be confused with steamed clams.

"No, I said, steamed HAMS".

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