Googui

1. Someone who does something stupidly funny, or dumb enough to become funny

2. When you’re so flabbergasted by somebody’s actions, you can’t speak and stutter over your words.

1. Person A: I can’t believe you burnt down my minecraft house, you fucking googui!

2. Person A: He burnt down my minecraft house.

Person B: I- the- wha- u- googui!

Gugi

1: A mysterious substance used in out of context scenario
2: A moist sticky substance occasionally found in Icebreakers Wintergreen Mints, the purpose behind its use is unknown

Definition 1
Person A : Dude, I dont want your moist gugi
Person B: But you DO, want my gugi

Definition 2:
Person A: Hey dude, want some Icebreakers?
Person B: What? No, they have gugi in them!