soccer mom

Derogatory and insulting term for a female yuppie.

She drives a minivan or an SUV. While she drives, she watches movies on the DVD player. She holds a Starbucks Coffee and babbles on the cell phone while driving.

She has an attitude of entitlement, and is even more pushy than a New Yawwk Jew. She names her daughter Cassidy, Madison, Taylor, Bergman, or Sasquatch. She always votes for Hillary Clinton because she is wealthy enough to shield her income from taxes. If her name is Karen or Judy, she changes it to Taylor or some other masculine name.

Jackson is a soccer mom. Stay out of her way when she drives, and hang on to your wallet when she votes.

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lesbian

A she-fag.

A lady poofter.

Maxwell is a lesbian. She likes to fist other women. She enjoys eating their butts and watching them take dumps.

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diesel

The aroma or mephitis of a Diesel Dyke.

Hey, everybody, I smell diesel! There must be a butch around here.

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long

The adjective that describes length.

All you short guys like to say, "It's not how long it is that matters; it's what you do with it."

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hispanic

A person who has a conquistador as an ancestor. It is a liberal word used to qualify the descendent of a conquistador for liberal entitlements.

Pablo says he's hispanic, but I know he's nothing but a mexican.

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sbd

A silent but deadly binderfender, of the type typically emitted by a nice lady in church.

Mrs. Posselthwaite sat in the back row in church. She blewan SBD. The parson stopped his sermon, crinkled up his nose, and fanned himself with his notes. "Whoa!" he said. "Was that you, Clarissa?"

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public bathroom

A place where fags hang out to watch other people and solicit sex.

Never allow your child to go alone into a public bathroom. There are certainly going to be fags in there who will leer at your child and try to score some sex

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