midlympics

A hypothetical event dedicated to average, uninspiring, or otherwise not particularly noteworthy people. The Olympics of being mid.

How was your date with Kelly last night?

Dude, it was alright. She should honestly try out for the midlympics though.

offensive gg

When you say gg to your opponent when you know you have it won, but before the game is over. The earlier you say it, the more offensive it is.

Steve: Damn, people were really going in on XxNoobSlayerxX in the post-game thread.
Mike: He deserved it after dropping the offensive gg and then losing.

Facebook

When your university teacher hits you in the face with one or several large books due to the fact that you had been procrastinating an assignment - usually while online.

Person one: Dude, Mr. Grimaldo is crazy! I was got a 67 on my test and he smacked me in the face with physics 101!

Person two: Were you online yesterday?

Person one: Yeah...

Person two: You just got facebooked!

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