get some help

What you say mental friend

Friend: i want to fuck a goat sideways

Me: get some help

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get some help

What you say to a crazy person

Phytriatic inmate: I want to fuck a goat sideways

Me: get some help

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Porky Ruffle

An alternative term for sexual intercourse. Particularly of the wild variety.

“I gave her a right porky ruffle”