Metallica

War without end
No remorse No regret
We don't care what it meant
Another day Another death
Another sorrow Another breath
No remorse No repent
We don't care what it meant
Another day Another death
Another sorrow Another breath.

Enough said. Metallica kicks ass.

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Walk

A badass song by Pantera, on the Vulgar display of power album.

RE-SPECT. Walk. Are you talkin' to me!?

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Puerto Rican

What most of the residents of Springfield, Massachusetts are.

Did'ja hear about those puerto ricans who shot at a surveillance camera on the street?

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Pike

1. A long pole with a blade fixed on the end of it, used by the infantry in medieval times.

2. The turnpike, a highway on which you must usually pay a toll when you get off.

3. A fish commonly found in northern lakes and ponds. Very aggressive.

1. The soldiers charged, waving their pikes in the air as they ran.

2. I ran somebody off the pike the other day.

3. Uncle Bremus caught a giant pike the other day.

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Linkin park

Craaaawling up my ass
My anus will not heal.

I wish Linkin park would get anthrax.

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Slipknot

A worthless Numetal band from Des Moines, Iowa. Owned by Roadrunner records, a local branch of Universal. Essentially meaningless, repetetive, commercially produced noise, with 9 fat guys who wear masks and boiler suits as a sales gimmick, and have absolutely no musical talent whatsoever. They don't even own their own music - Universal does. If Universal wanted to sue somebody for downloading a Slipknot song, there is absolutely nothing the band can do about it. I don't even understand why everyone wants to fellate Joey Jordison so much. So what, he's fast. I can beat on two barrels with impressive speed, trust me. He just can't hold a rythm worth a damn. Try listening to Iron Maiden, Metallica, or SOMEBODY with some damn talent, you tools.

Me: Slipknot sucks.
Typical maggot: wtf!!! slipknto will slit ur fuckin throat u fag
Me: Manowar will fuck you up the ass, prison bitch.
Typical maggot:(Sounds of grunting and skin slapping) ohhhh god nooooo!

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MC hammer

The only rapper to ever have talent.

MC hammer could beat Eminem's ass any day of the week.

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