callum

He has one hobby that becomes his only personality trait, he's usually blonde and never small. He definitely can't handle his drink, gives it all the chat but no follow up when he actually gets a girl in bed. He catches feelings quickly but often stays in the friend zone, he's a good guy Callum is.

Friend 1: Hi Callum, my cat just died.
Callum: Once when I was rowing I saw a dead cat so I can relate actually