Dick Vision

"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.

As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"

EKO

"EKO" or "Early Knock Off" refers to the practice of finishing work earlier than the usual time. This term is often used in informal workplace environments or among friends to describe leaving work early, typically for leisure activities, relaxation, or personal commitments. It's a way of expressing the act of taking a break from the usual routine, sometimes unexpectedly or spontaneously, to enjoy some free time.

After a hectic week at work, Sarah decided to take an EKO on Friday to relax and rejuvenate for the weekend.