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The act of prioritizing the lies in any story or series of events.
Damn Pork Chop, you have hickeys all over, you've been out for three days and your cars smashed. What the hell are you gonna thell the wife first? You better priorilies real soon sonny boy!
The act of physically placing the entire cast of Jersey Shore in a triangular formation, just like bowling pins, at the entrance or exit ramp to any major freeway to buffer the damages from any potential accident. (It is recommended to have plenty of taffy and hair cair products to keep their interest while they are in said formation)
Hey Tommy I just set up another Jersey Shore barrier by the Lincoln Tunnel.Those kids are dumb as tree trunks. God willing someone's been drinking way too much to drive and swerves left and puts us all out of our misery. Plus, I threw a couple spike stips out there to kind of help our odds.!
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When one, while wearing a robe, farts and then, with hands in robe pockets twirls the right side form back to front and left side from back to front. Thus giving the illusion of a matador while equally spreading the " joy" just released
"I just gave my son The Matador while he was watching cartoons...he was not at all happy".
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The point in which a muture male human loses the ability to urinate with a strong flow. Degrading him into a series of short bursts until the job is done.
I was next to this older gentleman in a public bathroom yesterday. The poor impeetent bastard took about ten minutes to piss ....Plus he got half of it on his Buster Browns. I don't wanna get old!
A combination of the word huevo, meaning eggs in Spanish but loosely translated as balls....and wagon loosely translated as any automobile. Together they form a word that describes a very powerful car.
" Tony just bought a 1970 Chevelle SS. I"ll put money on that sumbitch anyday over some little souped up Toyota. It's one bad ass huevolkswagon."
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sperm, semen; any form of male ejaculate
"Look at the ass on that chick...I'd love to cover that with my mandle wax....."
When a man bends a woman over during sex and takes her from behind while grabbing the base of his erection with his hand only leaving the thumb sticking out so it's parallel to the penis. As the penis is inserted the thumb, representing the small horn, should hit the anus with every deep thrust. ( This move is not recommended for asians because your penis has to be larger than you hand for it to work)
If I would've given Carol Brady el rhino one time she'd love me until this day
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