EMO

A teenage poser who thinks he/she is punk rock but is way too pussy to listen to real punk rock so they listen to pop-punk which is technically not even punk because punk is supposed to be underground. Emos try to act hardcore by cutting themselves but actually just make themselves look like total crybabies. Emo isnt real because it is just a bunch of preppy kids who want to be hardcore or different. Please kids! Dont become emo when you get into high school because being emo is the same thing as being preppy, because everybodys doing it!

Preppy guy1: Im sad right now so Im gonna dye my perfectly ok blonde hair black just to show all of my anger and frustration at the world!

Preppy guy2: Yeah Im gonna do the same thing and Im gonna listen to really hardcore music like Dashboard confessional !

Emo-kid: Yeah! now I have people to be emo with! Lets make out and get mad at people for calling us gay!

Metalhead: Shut up you stupid gay-ass emos!

Juggalo: *Attacks emo kids*

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