Starbroad

A girl who has an addiction to Starbucks and extensive knowledge of their menu aka list of uber-syllabic drinks.

Person A: "Is that Jenna with another tall half-skinny half-1 percent extra hot split quad shot latte with whip?"

Person B: "Yeah she's a fuckin starbroad"

Softimus Prime

Someone who is being excessively soft or shitty and not manning up.

Ya he's been acting like softimus prime these days

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