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An extremely firm grip similar to the type of grip an Amish father would use to grip the neck of his child while said child is performing oral sex on him.
"Damn bro my girl left me so I had to jerk it with an Amish Fathers grip"
" Hey Steve I met this girl last night and she gave me blowjob with an Amish fathers grip and I cummed buckets!"
" Hey bro I did a "back azimuth" last night but this time used an Amish fathers grip and it was scrumdiddly umptious"
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When your on Annual Training with the National Guard and you want to jack off in your tent but don't want you battle buddies to hear you. So you wait for a thunder storm and time you orgasm with the sound of thunder.
" Hey battle did you hear me thunder cum last night"
When you soak your penis in hand sanitizer and light that puppy on fire before sticking into a vagina.
" Bro I did a flaming hot cheeto on my girl last night and I burned her meat curtains!"
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