Homicide

The act of killing another human without justified reason.

Murderer: haha I killed that little cunt!
Me: what the fuck? Dude! I'm calling the cops!
Murderer: I'm going to murder you!!!!
Me: AHHH
2 days later
Cop 1: I found his body.
Cop 2: Was it homicide?
Cop 1: I think.

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homosexual

A person who is attracted to the same sex.
They are just regular people like you and me. Nothing wrong with being homosexual.
They are often misunderstood and mistreated for lots of stupid reasons.
Let me be clear, everyone is able to have their own opinions, but, to be respected, you must respect others.

Other Guy: Hey! Look at those homosexual faggots! Wanna go fuck with them?
Me: Leave them alone asshole.
Other guy: you're a fag!
Me: Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. it doesn't matter. I know right from wrong and I'm not going to let you mess with them.
Other guy: You're a fag! *runs away like a bitch*

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fake religion

A religion that is made up to offend theists.

I personally find some of them stupid, and some funny.

Me: The FSM(church of the flying spaghetti monster) is a fake religion someone made to offend theists.

Other guy: Yeah, it's funny to watch theists get their panties in a wad over it.

Me: I'm staying out of this!

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