sweatjob

Sweaty boobjob from a flat chested person.

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Pretty bad, I only got a Sweatjob because she flatter than the Bolivian Salt Flats

Covid Companion

A fake friend that uses you to fight boredom during Covid but stops talking to you the second they have anything better to do.

Yeah I don't talk to him anymore, he wasn't a real friend, he was just a Covid Companion.