Flaberganus

the flap of skin between your balls and your anus: also know as taint or the DMZ.

We have been riding bikes all day, my flaberganus is real sore.

The gopher

The gopher is when two people interlock legs to rub asshole to asshole, this act is called the gopher because it connects two brown holes. The stinkier cousin of scissoring

“Yea she asked me to do the gopher and I just had to break up with her”