Geneva Convention

A suggestion.

The Geneva Convention is a suggestion, if you do not like penis do not follow it.

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Pissed The Bed

When you get up in the middle of the night and instead of using the toilet, you piss on your wife marking your territory.

Jessica: "MARK WHAT THE FUCK, WHY AM I COVERED IN PISS!?"
Mark: "I Pissed The Bed you fucking bitch."

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Karem

A group of stereotypical middle aged white moms, that constantly bitch and are so stuck up that you can't even fit another stick up her ass, AKA this is the group of Karens

guy: "Bruh loook at that Karen."
Me: "Bruh thats a Karem theres like 6 of those fucks."

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Wap

Worship and Prayer.

Priest: "At Church Today we're doin wap"
The priest is watching many of the young children Wap.

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Yak Shaving

When a female has so much public hair that you need a weed wacker

Dayum bitch ya' finna need some yak shaving done.

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