jakes

A somewhat rare post-withdrawal nervous twitch seen in recovered heroin addicts, usually as a twitch of the head.

He was moving his head around so much I thought he had the jakes.

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god

nothing and everythign in the same. I would like to point out that God did not bleed for us, Jeses did. God hasn't given us shit since we killed off his " Son".

Non existant.

I don't have a god, i just make fun of yours.

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boonville

(n). middle of nowhere, upstate new york, 45 minutes north of utica. surprisingly a real city.

Dennis: My girlfriend is from boonville.
Emily: Oh ok. Where is she really from?
Dennis: Boonville, New York. Its a real place.

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lost his shirt

Lost all of his money in risky financial undertakings (gambling, stock market)

He bought four thousand shares of Foocorp, and lost his shirt when they filed bankruptcy!

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Jink

It's money.

Hey, got some jink to spare?

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Blinko

Any time while trying to shove the sausage where it belongs you miss and poke her in the eye causing her to blink causing great pain

"You should have heard this bitch scream last night when I gave her a blinko"

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sailor boy scout

A man who dresses up as Sailor Moon or one of her compatriots.

You could smell the sailor boy scouts from across the room.

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