Five star man

A god, a golden god, has to have his tools
Owns a sweet car and is the brains and the looks. Always demonstrates his value

Hot girl 1: hey you know Gabriel?
Hot girl 2: yeah he’s a real five star man!

Ines

This chick is not badass

Person a: you know that chick Ines?
Person b: oh that chick that isn’t badass