permabeard

A beard that someone always has. It is different from a beard that is grown for a change of pace, special occasion, or out of lazily deciding not to shave. Despite not shaving, men who have these beards must maintain them to keep them at an appropriate length.

Person 1: Matt's beard is impressive. Did he just grow it?

Person 2: No, it's a permabeard.

underbrag

To say something that would be a brag isn't true.

Not to underbrag, but my penis isn't like a club.

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hostability

The ability to host an event

How did FIFA choose Qatar over the US for hosting the 2022 World Cup? The US has so much more hostability.

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