blougan

the act of blowing across some guy's asshole while he's pissing.

Yeah I gave thie guy a blougan and he totally slipped and busted his ass.

philanthropist

A guy who gives money to other guys in hope of possibly screwing their girlfriend in the near future

That dude, he's a total philanthropist.

or

That dude gave me $2,000 dollars so now I don't go to work anymore. He's a total philanthropist.

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purple socks

Code word describing the act of going into public without wearing undergarments.

So, My underwear was too tight for my dress, so I decided to purple sock it, so I wouldn't get panty lines.

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