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A middle aged woman who snores like a tired truck driver after 18 hours of driving. She then kicks her spouse and tells him to hit the middle bedroom
Did you hear Snorzilla last night she keep the neighbors up from a block away.
When a man puts his toupee on each day like he is flipping pancakes onto his head.
That guy must be flipping the muskrat onto his head each day right out of the center console of his car before work.
A middle aged cranky man who gambles daily to see who he can offend with his political points of views all while hating everyone and the donkeys of the world.
This guy is out there shouting 45 all day and hating on the democrats. Heâs such an angry Reno
A person who constantly argues with his wife over FaceTime making everyone in the immediate area feel uncomfortable.
Thatâs the 4th brownfield he received today while heâs working.
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A nickname given to any Police Officer who walks a beat and appears to be walking gingerly as if he has two loaves of bread under his feet. Also takes forever to get from point a to point b.
Look at that Johnny Loaves. Heâs walking ever so gently like his feet are killing him.
A middle aged white male who complains about everything that doesnât go his way.
Whyâs he acting like a Mcdonkey just because he got stuck on midnights.
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A real pain in the ass who does everything in his power to avoid doing the job heâs been paid to do. Sleeping, eating and annoying while at work are his specialties but he still gets the same benefits as all other coworkers.
Wow, that lazy dickball is a real johnnyO. Could you ever imagine being at work and sleeping with swollen feet up and waiting for the boss to let you go home.