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A combination between bae, an acronym for "before anyone else", and babe. It is meant as a name for a woman you want to spend your life with but is also the stunning babe you want to hook up with every night. She is basically a unicorn.
Fella 1: Yo my bae is great, but she's tired and I don't think I'm attracted to her anymore.
Fella 2: that's too bad...
Fella 1: why is that?
Fella 2: my girl is my baebe and I dream of worshipping her sexy self every night of my life
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that really annoying face that girls make on instagram to showcase how temporarily "hot" they are. They know it is all photoshopped with plastic surgery and make up and their only goal is to put people down who aren't as "hot" as they are. That is the art of the ooschnew.
Man: Bro see that girl on IG? She is hot as hell!
Man 2: Dude, WTFF no way she's looking like an ooschnew bitch is fake as hell
Man: You're right man, bros before hoes. lets go find some real women
When you are banging your girl and you are also microwaving a chicken nugget. When you're about to nut and splurge your load all over her face, you instead make a hole inside that chicken nugget and nut inside of it. Then you feed it to her as your anniversary present and specifically say, "McD's bitch".
Man 1: Bro my girl wanted to get freaky last night, but I don't know what to do!
Man 2: Bruh give her a cum nugget. She might be hungry.
Man 1: Idunno man, I have like 50c and that McD's dollar menu is kind of expensive atm.
The reaction you have when your middle-aged friend, who doesnt understand technology, takes a selfie, but the camera is meticulously positioned in such a way as to diminish wrinkles since they have never heard of photoshop. The resulting photo then makes them look like a serial axe murderer since a fear of showing their wrinkles means they would never smile for the selfie. It becomes more absurd when they actually think they had taken a good photo all the while you seem to die a little inside.
Marissa: I want to meet you in person.
Johnny: got pics?
Marissa: sure .(sends pics)
Johnny: wtf, why do you look like you hunt and kill innocence?
Marissa: wtffff...shut yo ass up bitch. You just jealous cause I'm fabulous.
Johnny: oodie shnew.
Short for "Thick Ass Girlfriend"
Man: bro I need a TAG
Dude: What like you're "it"?
Man: No man, a THICC ASS GF ya feel?
The sexual act of licking barbeque sauce off of your significant others genitals (e.g. your baeby).
Man: I want my baeby back baeby back baeby back chiliiiiis....baeby back ribs....!!!
Woman: what the fuck are you sa--
Man: BARBEQUE SAUCE!
Woman: ok just this night then...
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How one feels when emulating a badass like Johnny Depp while putting on Axe Body spray.
Rudolfo: Dude, I know you're jacked and all, but can you cool it with the Axe?
Peter Gabriel: You 'mirin? I don't care...I'm Depelated AF right now.